More of Mitt’s good friends: People that own NFL teams. He truly is Mr. Everyman.

@BillMaher explains his million dollar check to Obama’s Super-PAC. All I can offer Obama is my old baseball card collection.

Rick Santorum discussing how gay marriage will lead to polygamy. Rick, I don’t wanna marry many people, I wanna marry my dog.  And FYI, my dog is female, so it would be straight marriage, which you’re all about.  Think about that Dick, err, I mean Rick.

No, I mean Dick.